Which Dinosaur Should You Have Sex With?

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Which Dinosaur Should You Have Sex With?

  1. You got:

    Tyrannosaurus Rex

    Tyrannosaurus Rex? More like Tyrannosaurus SEX. You like a dino-lover who really goes for it in the bedroom. The T-Rex may not have very big arms, but all of the stuff that counts is really ferocious, if you know what I mean. And those little arms are perfect for a post-coital snuggle.

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    Velociraptor

    The velociraptor likes to move quickly and so do you. It’s the perfect non-committal match. And they usually hunt in packs, so maybe there will be some company in the bedroom—but only if you’re into that. Just don’t be surprised if they never call you back.

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  3. You got:

    Pterodactyl

    The Pterodactyl would love to lay you down in a bed of roses to the angelic harmonies of Boyz 2 Men. Pour the wine, light the fire because those delicate wings are ready to envelop you with a love you’ve never quite experienced before.

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  4. You got:

    Triceratops

    Triceratops evolved horns for a reason, so prepare for an adventure when you get freaky with the triple threat. You aren’t afraid to get a little spicy when you’re getting down, and your tri-guy or gal is right there with you. Triceratops is all in as you try new things and explore new horizons in the bedroom and beyond.

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  5. You got:

    Stegosaurus

    There are three little letters that encapsulate so much about getting it on with a stegosaurus: D, T, and F. They are sex machines of prehistoric proportions. You’ll get so buried in the love that the stegosaurus has to give, archaeologists will study your ~techniques~ for millions of years.

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  6. You got:

    Brachiosaurus

    Brachiosaurus wants to neck with you all night long under the stars. A lover as practical as they are tall, this dino-hunk will wine and dine you with the finest organic vegan cuisine before the fun begins. Brachio will make you feel loved and safe as you admire the beauty of the natural world. Build your campfire with Brachio and watch true love help it take off.

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