25 Reasons You Should Never Visit The South

Just stay away.

1. Many people believe the South is some kind of beautiful place.

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Lake Jocassee, South Carolina

2. Their beliefs are 100% false!

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Tallulah, Georgia

3. The South is the opposite of pretty.

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Starkville, Mississippi

4. It's just a huge mess of thicket and brush.

Stone Mountain, Georgia

5. There is nothing but miles and miles of weeds, and huge swarths of undergrowth.

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Lexington, Kentucky

6. The entire region lacks any kind of allure...

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Cades Cove, Tennessee

7. ...and most of the land is dull and featureless.

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Whitaker Point, Arkansas

8. All the water here is murky and dirty.

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Pembroke, Virginia

9. It's just a bunch of unmajestic streams...

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Arrow Island, Mississippi

10. ...and slow-flowing creeks.

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Mather Gorge, Virginia

11. All the countryside is bland...

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Craggy Gardens, North Carolina

12. ...and totally unassuming.

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Vacherie, Louisiana

13. The beaches are soooo underwhelming...

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Gulf Shores, Alabama

14. ...and the sand is strewn with seaweed.

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Gulf Shores, Alabama

15. The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.

The cities here are nothing but backwood pit stops.

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Atlanta, Georgia

16. These metropolises have no culture...

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New Orleans, Louisiana

17. ...and totally lack any kind of charm or beauty.

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Charleston, South Carolina

18. Not to mention, nothing of note ever happens.

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New Orleans, Lousiana

19. The wildlife here is so damn average.

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Ellijay, Georgia

21. Taking a walk around here is mind-numbingly dull.

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Pine Mountain, Georgia

22. There is absolutely nothing pretty to look at.

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Helotes, Texas

23. Every landscape looks exactly the same.

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Key Largo, Florida

24. So if you're thinking of visiting the South, think again.

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Savannah, Georgia

25. Its utter ugliness will only serve to disappoint.

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Winston, Mississippi

BLEH!!!

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Browns, Tennessee

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